Wallace from the dog shelter is calling me baby.?

The other day he cuffed my ballsack to a tree, hit me with an uncut watermelon, made me sneeze, and gave me warm mangos to practice my fingering anus skills and techniques. He told me not to make eye contact, and call him papa or mariah carey smurf grand daddy pimp hoe you touching my anus hole you hoe piss licking poop sling elephant asshole eating douchebag, I luz you.